April 13, 2003
The Dirtiest Turkie of Them All

Andrew Sullivan is a great big shrill petty vindictive dissembling rabid wilfully blind right-wing lapdog with his tongue wedged so far up George W. Bush's suppurating rectum that he now shits for our Fearless Leader.

That is all.

Posted by aloysius at April 13, 2003 06:49 PM |
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No, don't hold back, tell us what you really think.......

Posted by: Graham Sleight on April 14, 2003 10:57 PM

I mean that in the nicest possible way, of course. I'm sure he's an entirely decent human being who is kind to small animals and people's grandmothers. He also felches the President on a daily basis. President-felching is something no decent American can stand for. Recall Patrick Henry's impassioned speech against the felching of executives: 'No anal stimulation without representation.'

Posted by: Lukers on April 14, 2003 11:36 PM

Ah yes, weblogs, the great hope of nu-century journalism, where no unsupported allegation can survive for long without being fact-checked. I pay homage to your journalistic rigour. You may not have heard the following (by Ted Barlow, via Electrolite):

Q: How many Andrew Sullivans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Bush again gets it exactly right. While the leftists continue to marginalize themselves by mewling and snorting at the lack of light, the rest of America will be enjoying the darkness that Bush has shrewdly provided. Once again, his instincts and deep bond with the American people carry the day.

Posted by: Graham Sleight on April 15, 2003 10:49 AM

Don't be silly; blogs aren't journalism! Blogs take actual journalism, slap on a few ad hominem attacks and puns, and make it sexier. Case in point: Andrew Sullivan, who is FOX News with a killer ass.

Posted by: Lukers on April 15, 2003 07:44 PM

Well, googling "blog journalism" certainly turned up quite a few people who think blogs are the future (as opposed to "old media/dead tree" stuff.) Don't know if I'd agree with them, but as Ken Layne said the great advantage of online journalling is that "we can fact-check your ass."

Posted by: Graham on April 15, 2003 10:55 PM

Absolutely! So let us fact-check this ass...

http://milkyloads.tripod.com/bareback/index.html

The jury is in. It is killer.

Posted by: Lukers on April 15, 2003 11:17 PM
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