Reliable sources (he says pretentiously) inform me that the Muscatine Journal, of Muscatine, Iowa, recently reported the following item:
MUSCATINE, Iowa Scott Graver got himself tied up in a bit of trouble after arriving at the Muscatine County jail early Saturday morning.The day started to go downhill for Graver, 36, around midnight when police came to the Muskie Motel on Park Avenue to arrest Las Vegas resident LaVaun J. Larue, 72, on three warrants stemming from traffic violations.
After taking Larue to jail, officers returned to the motel for a follow-up investigation when they smelled the odor of marijuana coming from another room. According to Lt. Grant Pickering, the officers went to the room where Graver was staying and arrested him on possession of a controlled substance.
According to a police report, Graver, who a spokesperson for the Muskie Motel said was not a registered guest, was taken to the Muscatine County Jail and processed at 2:16 a.m.As Graver was changing into jail garb, a street officer noticed Graver had a bag of marijuana tied around his penis, the report said.
Quoth the Reliable Source: 'I wonder where he stuck the bong?'
Posted by aloysius at April 24, 2003 06:27 PM |Joy of joys. After years of listening to 'reliable sources' at work, I've finally become one! Pinch me, I must be dreaming. Gosh, I feel so CNN-ish.
By the way, he probably hid the bong in his bonghole.
(groan ...)