George Dubya weighs in on the Santorum Situation:
"The president believes the senator is an inclusive man. And that's what he believes," [spokesman Ari] Fleischer said.
Bush also believes Donald Rumsfeld is 'a wily diplomat', Dick Cheney is 'a compassionate man', Trent Lott is 'full of love', Ann Coulter is 'a subtle thinker', Rush Limbaugh is 'not a not-talent ass-clown', Martin Luther is 'a good Catholic', Johannes Gutenberg is 'that guy from Police Academy', and Noam Chomsky is 'a sort of buttered pastry made from figs in the Louisiana bayou'.
On an unrelated note, the Guardian today announces that
Tony Blair took repeated secret advice from the former American president Bill Clinton on how to unlock the diplomatic impasse between Europe and the US in the build-up to the war on Iraq, the Guardian can reveal.
Given Republicans' attempts to blame everything, including Enron, on Clinton, I imagine Bush's reaction to this would be not entirely unlike his reaction were Blair to unzip his trousers, remove his manly organs, and beat Bush about the head and neck with them until he was covered in little mushroom-shaped bruises.
Posted by aloysius at April 25, 2003 05:40 PM |