It's official! May 1 is Loyalty Day!
Because May Day is for dirty Commies.
Our children need to know that our Nation
--'Our Nation'...Sort of like 'Our Father'. As in, 'Our Father which art in heaven'. Only more patriotic--
is a force for good in the world, extending hope and freedom
and cluster bombs
to others.
Especially others who live on top of rich and bountiful oil fields.
By learning about America's history, achievements, ideas, and heroes,
but not the Godless heresy of evolution,
our young citizens will come to understand even more why freedom is worth protecting.
...By shooting crowds of the civilians we've just liberated.
We must defend against all heinous unarmed parties our God-given freedom to be monitored by government agencies without regard for privacy or civil liberties. It's freedoms like that which separate the decent, noble United States of America from the filthy and degenerate Canadians.
God bless America.
Posted by aloysius at May 01, 2003 08:24 PM |