Someone, somewhere, out there in this big, crazy world has gone and done it. They've invented the Inflatable Church.
Yes, it is real.
The blow-up church, which is 47 feet (14.3 metres) high from ground to steeple, 47 feet long and 25 feet (7.6 metres) wide, includes a blow-up organ, altar, pulpit, pews, candles and "stained glass" windows.
This is a dream come true.
No, literally. I was haunted by dreams of an Inflatable Church almost three years ago to the day. I can only surmise that, like one of H.P. Lovecraft's poor, sensitive artist characters, I am channelling the telepathic transmissions of some dark squamous elder god stirring in its millennial slumber, and that this Inflatable Church is part of its design to clear off the Earth. Perhaps it is a very gassy elder god.
It's the only logical conclusion.
Posted by aloysius at May 14, 2003 10:09 PM |... and the people bowed and prayed
to the inflatable god they made.