I wish for you now to enjoy a short film starring my roommate, who is, by some accounts, one of the top-ranked Diplomacy players in North America. This short film is entitled 'Waffleman'. This is the sum total of all that I wish. I wish for nothing else.

Make my wish come true.

PS Also I just remembered that I wish too in addition moreover and beyond this for a small planetoid please, to call my own.