The thing I most want to hear an MP say during Prime Minister's Questions is:
'You're ugly and nobody loves you.'
After carrying out a number of experiments this morning, I am now in a position to answer a question that has plagued mankind since time immemorial: tea on breakfast cereal instead of milk isn't as bad as you might think. I performed my experiment with Choice organic Earl Grey; I learn from the box that Earl Grey gets its distinctive bitter-spicy bouquet from essential oil of Bergamot, a small and bitter Mediterranean citrus brought to Europe from China, once used to flavour gin.
Do not try this at home; I am a trained professional.
Posted by aloysius at June 20, 2003 11:11 AM | TrackBack |