Savage vs Savage
Today is Appropriate Michael Savage's Name For Your Own Purposes Day! Go forth and enjoy. Before you get too carried away, though, I feel I ought to point out that Michael Savage is not at all the same as Dan Savage. They are not even cousins or anything. Do not get so caught up in the mocking of Savage Stupidity that you begin to blur the distinctions between them. If you see a Savage, the following simple guidelines will help you to determine whether it is a Michael or a Dan.
1. Dan Savage's real name is Dan Savage. Michael Savage's real name is Michael Weiner. The symbolism of this is too blatant to require comment.
2. Dan Savage is very attractive. Michael Savage is a grotesquely ugly freak.
3. Dan Savage is a broad-minded, liberal, homosexual who writes a sex-advice column. Michael Savage is a six-inch-tall monkey who flings poop.
4. Dan Savage is funny and engaging, so long as you keep him off the subject of terrorism. Michael Savage is ugly, and nobody loves him.
5. Dan Savage has an engaging prose style. Michael Savage communicates entirely through porcine grunts and flatulence.
6. Dan Savage comprehends satire. Michael Savage likes to sue people.
I hope this helps.
Posted by aloysius at June 26, 2003 02:54 PM | TrackBack |Hey, nice list!
Posted by: All Day Permanent Red on June 26, 2003 07:45 PMYou people are childish. Ever herd of free speach? If you don't like what he says don't listen. I agree (along with most true americans) with most of his views. Get a life.
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Get a Life
Hurrah! My first troll! At last, I feel like a real blogger.
Michael Savage is free to say whatever damn fool thing comes into his, for want of a better word, head. That doesn't mean he should have a radio programme. The standards of decent conduct in our society forbid voicing in public the sort of racist, sexist, xenophobic and homophobic sentiments that are his stock in trade. If he's going to go ahead and say them anyhow, it is perfectly right and fitting that concerned citizens respond with mockery and commands that he go blow a melon out of his ass.
Posted by: Lukers on July 22, 2003 05:50 PMU R dum! I cant believe how dum U R! Michael Savitch is a smart person! He is a smart man who talks a lot because he knows what hes saying. Any true american would agree with him that sodomites should die and writh in the pits of hell!
Posted by: GOPslut on July 23, 2003 09:52 AMNow you're just being silly.
Did you know 'dum' in Latin is a conjunction meaning 'while'?
Posted by: Lukers on July 23, 2003 11:15 AMYes, I was just being silly. I did not know that about latin. It's an intriguing language which I've always thought would be fun to learn. Few people could really tell if you were a fluent speaker.
Are there really people who think Michael Savage is right? This is kind of scary.
Posted by: GOPslut on July 24, 2003 06:52 AMMichael Savage is only tellin the truth about the liberals:
*The liberal past*
The liberals and the far-left long for the “good old days” when they would protest in the streets of America yelling for the rise of communism. The red banners and flags would be flapping in the wind and they would burn and spit on the American flag, and take pride in the old flag of the USSR. Yes you will find the liberals and the far left at the graveyard of the past digging up bones of the past. Hoping to bring life into the lifeless body of communism. But if we don’t keep an eye on the far-left they might bring it back to life….
Have you ever stopped and thought just what a good place America is to live? Sure we have a lot of crime and such but so does everywhere else.Look around at the world today. How many countries actually have the freedom to worship as we do?
America was founded by people who wanted religious freedom. Well we have it we can choose to worship God or not. We are not forced to worship a God we don't believe in and we are not martyred for our beliefs as is common in some other countries today. But we are not careful we might lose our freedoms to the far-left…..
John, I'm sorry, but your trolling just wasn't very entertaining. It could have been funny, if you'd done more with the Communism angle. Like if you'd accused Howard Dean and Tom Daschle of being dirty Trots and part of a shadowy Last International with links to the Illuminati and the blasphemous cult of Cthulhu, who secretly return every Candlemas to France to felch their filthy Socialist masters...But you didn't. Blah blah blah, liberal. Blah, blah, blah, freedom. A very poor effort.
Posted by: Luke on August 3, 2003 02:21 PMYou people are moronic. Michael Savage has a lot of innovative ideas, but i guess closed minded liberals wouldn't notice.
Posted by: Tome on February 27, 2004 07:38 PMTome, why did you bother reading and then responding to my blog? We'd clearly both be less-annoyed people if you just, y'know, didn't.
Posted by: aloysius on February 27, 2004 07:47 PMAll I see are ad hominim attacks on Michael Savage. I don't see a willingness to discuss, in a fair and openminded manner, the points he makes. I must conclude from this that the great majority of opponents of Michael Savage are so convinced of their rightness and own self righteousness that they permit themselves to demonize their opponent without dealing with his arguments. Where is the intellectual give and take that is supposedly valued by those who consider themselves "progressive" and "tolerant"? Is it only reserved for those you already agree with? If so, what value does it have?
Posted by: Michael Berger on March 10, 2004 09:44 PMAre you suggesting I should seriously and fair-mindedly consider the possibility that, as Mr Savage suggests, I should get AIDS and die? Gee, maybe he's been right all along and I've been too blinded by my filthy liberalism to see it. Maybe I really am evil, subhuman, and despicable. Gosh. I guess Satan was sucking sweet sustenance from my gay, gay teats all along. I've sure learned my lesson. I'll never belittle Michael Savage again.
Posted by: aloysius on March 10, 2004 09:58 PM"You people are childish. Ever herd of free speach?"
No Mike, I'm not familiar with 'free speach', and I make it a habit not to herd in general; it only leads to sheep and sodomy jokes.
"I don't see a willingness to discuss, in a fair and open-minded manner, the points he makes."
To call the things he says 'points' is to use the word, if you'll pardon the term, liberally. More accurately would be to say 'I don't see a willingness to discuss, in a fair and open-minded manner, his maniacal ravings.'
While I can't speak on behalf of all those who oppose Mr. Weiner, I can say for myself that I chose to look at the evidence and form my own opinion on the man, based on his views and statements.
It took all of ten seconds. To have spent any longer time reading his opinions would likely have been detrimental to my sanity. But I can assure you, in those first ten seconds, I had the most unbiased of opinions.
Posted by: Mell on March 16, 2004 02:08 AM