September 05, 2003
Terrible Math Riddles My Roommate Just Told Me

Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?
A: Zorn's Lemon.

Q: What's yellow, and complete?
A: A Bananach space.

Q: What's yellow, and has a convergent power series expansion?
A: A bananalytic function.

Q: What's purple, and commutes?
A: An abelian grape.

Q: What's purple, commutes, and is occasionally worshipped?
A: A finitely-venerated abelian grape.

Q: What's non-orientable, and lives in the ocean?
A: Möbius Dick.

Posted by aloysius at September 05, 2003 11:45 PM | TrackBack |
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