Status Report

Blogger's current status: insanely drunk.

Howard Dean still rules.

Clark is a credible candidate, but I have seen nothing to make me swoon for him yet. Dean can call himself 'the Doctor'. What does Clark have? He was a major general! He can't even call himself 'the Brigadier'. And Karl Rove already has 'the Master' all tied up himself. What does Joe Lieberman honestly expect to market himself as? The Meddling Monk? Like that'll get him anywhere. And John Edwards? He's Chancellor Goth, at most. A one-episode wonder. Bob Graham is the War Chief. Carol Moseley-Braun is probably Susan; she isn't exciting enough to be Romana. Kerry? Kerry is the Valeyard. He could've been so goddamned cool, but just petered out into total lameness. Dick Gephardt is probably Borusa; his many years playing politics have warped his soul. Dear old Dennis Kucinich...He's so well-intentioned, yet so feeble; he's Azmael. And Al Sharpton is comic relief; I'd call him Drax. Now that's got to hurt.

Everyone knows the Doctor always wins.

Did I mention drunkenness? Prelims are all over now. All, all over. Ha!

Posted by aloysius at September 18, 2003 11:49 PM | TrackBack |