September 20, 2003
Tea

I hear that if you drink twelve cups of tea in an hour, you see God.

And he's a giant crumpet. The size of Ganymede.

Then I'm pretty sure your bladder explodes and you die. But I'll bet it's worth it, just to see a crumpet that big.

Posted by aloysius at September 20, 2003 01:57 PM | TrackBack |
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If one drinks a LARGE volume of clean, normal water, (read: as much as you can hold for an hour or so, as continuously as possible) it upsets the sodium/potassium transport mechanisms and you're quite liable to 'see the Ganymede crumpet', not least of all because it may ALSO upset your heart into the 'not beating' mode...

"Cheap thrills...
(in the backa my car!)
Cheap thrills...
(how fine they are!)
Cheap thrills...
(up and down my spine!)
I need 'em I need 'em cuz they
feel so fine..."
F. Rank Zappa

Posted by: Straight_Talk on September 29, 2003 05:00 AM
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