Every sentence in the English language becomes an innuendo if you put some of the words in quotes.

Observe:

• I need to 'mop' my 'floor'.
  
• Sometimes my 'arms' bend back.
  
• If Joe Wilson 'contributed' to Al Gore’s 'campaign', you must 'acquit'.
  
• 'Twelve.'
  
• I want you to 'fellate' my 'penis'.
  Posted by aloysius at October 05, 2003 07:41 PM | TrackBack |