The following is a (non-exclusive) list of those who are more qualified for the governorship of California than Arnold Schwarzenegger. Anyone who chose Schwarzenegger over any of these is clearly a fool.

• Me
• John Flansburgh
• Alexander Grothendieck
• Timothy Leary
• Bill Gates
• Salman Rushdie
• The Dell Dude
• Prince William
• The Queen Mother (deceased)
• Buffy, the Vampire Slayer
• The frozen head of Walt Disney
• Santa Claus
• Count Dracula
• Count Duckula
• Davros, twisted and evil creator of the Daleks
• Leonard Nimoy
• A small vinyl model of Leonard Nimoy
• The Golem of Prague
• A potato
• Your mother
• A potato shaped like your mother
• The late Roger Bork, hamster
• Art Garfunkel's left sock
• My evil twin
• An iMac
• Iceland
• Fuck
• A handbag
• A wrench
• Some toast
• An ass-gasket
• The air

Thank you.