October 16, 2003
Baseball

So, baseball. Yeah. How about that? Did you see the way those guys hit that creamy orb with a stick?

I don't actually know anything about baseball, but everyone seems to be talking about it right now, and I didn't want to feel left out.

I do know how to play baseball mod 2.

There are only two bases, home and first. Only one strike and you're out, but that's not so bad, because after zero balls you get a walk. But that doesn't make things as easy as you might think, because there is only one person on each team. Or there would be one person on each team, if teams were involved. But a game of baseball mod 2 is played between zero teams. All the professional baseball mod 2 players stay at home making obscene phone calls to each other all day long.

Posted by aloysius at October 16, 2003 07:42 PM | TrackBack |
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