This poll here gave me extreme pleasure, in a completely legal, safe-for-prime-time sort of a way, requiring absolutely no lubrication. This CBC national poll--which I know is an isolated thing which may mean nothing at all and have no real significance, et cetera--shows the Liberals (of course) with an overpowering, like really totally overpoweringly crushingly huge, lead among Canadian voters.

And in second place? The lefty social-democratic NDP! Beating out a united Conservative Party of Canada (that's the Tories and Alliance all rolled into one hellish political quiche) by almost five percentage points! Ha!

Ha, I say, and ha ha ha, and again, ha! I say 'ha' repeatedly, without limit. Unto the end of time itself.