Have you seen this yet? Via the iridescent Stet,
Incapable of speech, incapable of reasoning, incapable of abstract planning, a Gay Penguin would objectively make a better president that George W Bush. He would also be cute and adorable and non-threatening, and children would love him. He would be the media's darling. And he'd be gay. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. And a penguin. What more do you want?
The Gay Penguin would also be a more credible anti-corporatist candidate than Ralph Nader, whom I hereby challenge to single combat with crusty baguettes, the loser to abandon all current and future campaigns for the presidency.
Taste my buttered fury, Ralph.
(I suppose it's only right and proper that I reveal that, in 2000, I voted for Ralph Nader. The last few years, however, have convinced me that there is indeed a real and significant difference between the two American parties. And while the Democrats certainly could be more different, at this point I'm willing to take whatever I can get, purely in the interests of self-preservation.)
Posted by aloysius at February 22, 2004 03:25 PM | TrackBack |