Mel Gibson's Jesus Chainsaw Massacre has killed a woman in Kansas.
Let this be a lesson to you: Christ kills.
Just say no to Christ.
This is your brain. This is your brain on Christ. Any questions?
Don't drink and Christ.
How many Christs does it take to change a lightbulb? None; he's dead.
'Hey, Mom, I can see the whole town from up here!'
Christ: the other white meat.
Three Christs walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Then they nail him to it.
Jesus Peanut Butter Cups. I only wish I'd thought of them first.
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