Someone has finally said what the rest of us could only think, deep down in the secret caramel centres of our hearts: the terrorists want Bush to win.
The statement said it supported President Bush in his reelection campaign, and would prefer him to win in November rather than the Democratic candidate John Kerry, as it was not possible to find a leader "more foolish than you (Bush), who deals with matters by force rather than with wisdom."
In comments addressed to Bush, the group said:
"Kerry will kill our nation while it sleeps because he and the Democrats have the cunning to embellish blasphemy and present it to the Arab and Muslim nation as civilization."
"Because of this we desire you (Bush) to be elected."
This message made possible by a grant from the National Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction Foundation.
(Updated around 10.33 when I remembered to add the link.)
Posted by aloysius at March 18, 2004 11:26 AM | TrackBack |Who's the someone - what's the source? Or is it some anonymous voice from an undisclosed location? And if so, is the undisclosed location where Randy-the-Cat has evidently been held hostage since February 7th? I think we have a right to know. Or not..
Posted by: Graham on March 18, 2004 01:38 PM