Comrades, let your brains ejaculate pure, honeyed delight at the glorious return of Randy-the-Cat, in another lovable, madcap, morally-edifying adventure for adults and kiddies alike.
This week, behold Randy-the-Cat gently coaxing the ferret of News from the trousers of Propaganda.
Randy reports, you decide.
Stay tuned for The O'Randy Factor, where author, statesman, and True American Hero Randy O'Cat tells the truths the Liberal Media doesn't want you to hear: there is no uprising in Iraq, and all the bombs and killing and gunfights and collapses of the Iraqi Governing Council you may see reported are merely mass hallucinations, twisted delusions from the dark heart of the rotten Liberal psyche brought on by their hatred of freedom and Howard Dean's hellish screaming. Randy O'Cat then huffs paint fumes and tells the world he is a self-actualising Man-God whose latest o'book has sold twelvety hojillion o'copies while cutting off his guests' microphones and lighting his o'farts on fire, much to the delight of Ann Coulter, who then kills the leaders of the New York Times and forcibly converts all the employees to Christianity, believing Christ to be a Marshmallow Peep who whispers 'Kill the fucking fuck fuck kill the fucking kill' to her from her handbag.
Coming up next: sport!
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