Be Gay With Me

There's this certain undergrad I sometimes see around the department; I've never had a conversation with him, but even so I can tell that he's just about the gayest thing ever. Every time I see him, I think to myself that he belongs in a little coffee shop somewhere, with a jaunty beret on his head, strumming an acoustic guitar and singing a little ditty called 'Be Gay With Me'...

Be gay with me Like the sunshine on a mango tree Like two penguins living by the sea Be gaaaaaay with me. Be gay with me It's as beautiful as it can be Two men engaged in sodomy Be gay with meeeeee. Oh be gaaay with me I do not have lep-ro-syyy You and I, and Christ makes three Won't you be gaaaaaaay...wiiiiith...meeeeeeeeeeee.

Also, every time someone says the word 'stack', I think every mathematician in earshot should start screaming and clawing at the air while they befoul themselves.

I'm making Cajun tofu tomato soup right now. With olives. Amuse yourselves quietly.

Posted by aloysius at April 29, 2004 07:11 PM | TrackBack |