So I'm listening to the Eurovision Song Contest on BBC Radio 2...
Bosnia-Herzegovina just went on. Terry Wogan (I think that's him?) just described the performer as the campest thing ever; if John Inman, Graham Norton, and (someone else) walked in right now, this Bosnian would still win. My math departmental mug has John Inman on it. Pink vest, hip-huggers, thrusting, a techno-disco number that really has no place whatsoever ever being aired outside of a gay bar late at night, when everyone's really trashed...
My god, this Eurovision thing is like an audio trainwreck...It's so grotesque, but I can't stop listening...Man, I wish I were wasted right now. This would be so great...
Apparently Hamburg is 'really freaking out'.
UPDATE: Vile, really vile. Eurovision is some kind of concentrated outpouring of malice and rage that Europeans bottle up towards one another all year long.
Macedonia, what were you thinking?
Posted by aloysius at May 15, 2004 12:58 PM | TrackBack |