Further Thoughts on Ronald Reagan

Ronald Wilson Reagan is still dead.

But is he dead enough?

That is the question.

Can we really take the risk that some extraterrestrial parasite might take root in his rotting cadaver and imbue him with a grotesque parody of new life as a shambling zomboid with only the barest remnants of memory and consciousness?

Just as happened in 1981?

And 1985?

And pretty much once a fortnight through the Nineties?

Can we run the risk that Reagan's animatronic corpse might once again propel the human species towards nuclear annihilation?

Clearly we cannot.

There is really only one sensible course of action: tissue ablation and variant regeneration. It's only a pity we didn't act sooner.

(For further details, I refer you to 'Tissue Ablation and Variant Regeneration: A Case Report', by Michael Blumlein.)

Posted by aloysius at June 08, 2004 11:01 PM | TrackBack |