So I've got six Gmail invitations I could send out, and so far I haven't found anyone who wants one, since these things have been spreading like positive herpes. If you'd like one, send me an e-mail (prancelot shift-2 gmail period com) explaining why it is you feel you deserve Gmail. Try to reference Giordano Bruno as a representative of the Hermetic tradition. Or make fun of Lyndon LaRouche. Be creative. Lie. The first six responders win.

UPDATE (9/17): Five left.

UPDATE (9/20): Three left.

UPDATE (9/24): They just keep giving me more of these fucking invitations! Please for the love of Christ take one.