It won't be too long before the Canadian Parliament votes on a bill to extend marriage rights to same-sex couples all across that fine nation. But why the heck should anyone care what I have to say about that? I'm not a Canadian. Go read a Canadian blog instead. It seems that America's fucktards are trying to export their homophobia to the snowy north. I'd like to apologise, on behalf of America; I'd like to, but unfortunately I can't, as the fucktards down here aren't really sorry at all, and also happen to be running the country.

Canada, I really hope America can make all this up to you some day.