Happy Easter, everybody! Let us all take a moment on this most hallowed day to recall our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, who returned from the dead so that children all over the world could have the fun of crucifying him all over again. Careful with those nails, kiddies!

For a change of pace, have your children nail Christ to something more exotic this year. Perhaps a Volkswagen, or a Marshmallow Peep. Use your imagination.