April 14, 2005
I am God, apparently.

The other day, I was doing my best to pass a group of LaRouchies while keeping my eyes down and my mouth shut, all peaceful and quiet-like. They can't take a hint, though. One of them told me I looked like some kind of 'revolutionary' and suggested they could help me with that somehow. Must be my new tough-as-nails denim jacket.

I told them I had it covered, thanks.

Then another one of them chimed in...

'Are you God?'

I wasn't quite sure what to make of that, so I told him I was and kept walking.

As we all know..."When someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes!"

As my first act as an official divinity, I forgive all your sins. Feel the love, baby.

Posted by aloysius at April 14, 2005 05:17 PM | TrackBack |