The scariest comic book ever written: Sean Hannity as a superhero defending America from the filthy ultra-liberals and their pal Osama. There's really nothing I can add to that. I'm not General J. C. Christian, Patriot, after all.

If you're in Seattle, you should rent a canoe and go tooling around Union Bay.

A new controversy rocks the world of biology. Intelligent Design versus the theory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster: both have the same weight of scientific evidence to their name. Be touched forever by His Noodly Appendage.