Another in a recent spate of articles on the Christian ex-gay movement, as creepy a bunch of fuckpots as one could ever hope not to meet, in the New York Blade. Some choice bits:
During a news conference Thursday evening, Falwell, who was speaking for the first time at an Exodus conference, said he disagreed with Dr. Warren Throckmorton, the psychologist and sexual reorientation counselor who recently said that because consent is critical to successful counseling parents shouldn’t force their children to participate in ex-gay counseling.Falwell said parents must intervene. He said allowing a child to be gay is as dangerous as allowing a child to play on the interstate.
A co-founder of one organisation that runs such de-queerifying concentration camps, Love in Action, has admitted his error, turned gay again, and sent out a letter saying 'In the past 30 years since leaving the “ex-gay” ministry I have seen nothing but shattered lives, depression and even suicide among those connected with the “ex-gay” movement.'
Anita Worthen told the crowd that married people are responsible for keeping one another sexually satisfied, and this can present some special challenges in an ex-gay relationship. A wife needs to be prepared to offer extra help so that her husband can have an erection, she said. Also, she added that some men do not enjoy the feel of a woman’s skin.
In other words, once you taste cock, you never really go back.
Frank Worthen said men need to become “hard and masculine” in order to be able to enjoy the soft, mushy feel of a woman. In order to become firmer it is all right for a man to work out a little bit, he said, just don’t work out too much.
Mushy. Like rotten fruit? I thought heterosexual intercourse sounded icky when I talked about it...Frank clearly could teach me a thing or two.
He also said that many wives wonder whether their ex-gay husbands will expect them to engage in the “unnatural sex” practices to which they imagine their husbands have become accustomed. Not so, Frank said, and he recommended that couples avoid oral sex, which could stimulate gay fantasies.The Worthens said physical intimacy should proceed slowly, and it is best to wait until marriage to experiment with deep kissing. There should be no commitment to sexual performance on the wedding night, they said, and some prudent couples wait a year after marriage before even attempting sexual intercourse.
In other words, they'll never have satisfying sexual relations ever ever ever in a million billion zillion years.
Frank Worthen warned that gay friends are a one-way ticket back to “the lifestyle.”
THE lifestyle. 'Cause you know there's only one.
His wife said wives should be prepared to submit to their husbands’ plans. Her husband should practice communication: Be a good listener, put down the paper, make eye contact, and pretend you care.
I'm seeing an ex-gay marriage as being sort of like a performance of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? that never ends...
Chambers said that society is very accepting of gay and lesbian people and that the idea that people are pressured into ex-gay ministries and therapies by an intolerant society is, “one of the funniest things I have ever heard.”
Aww, poor Christians. They're so persecuted. My heart bleeds, really it does. Modern America is just so darn hostile to them! (Sounds of gagging, laughter, tears, vomiting.)
“In our society people like me are a whole lot more hated than people who are gay and lesbian” Chambers said, noting that in Hollywood and in the media the loudest voices are gay-affirming.
What is this world coming to, when gays can walk down the street (some places) without so much as a severe beating? I mean, honestly. Pity the poor hatemongers.
Why is it so cool to be gay?
The amazing free gifts.
“It is an increasingly sexual culture and this related to the breakdown of our families, the breakdown of our Christian morals in our Christian nation,” Chambers said. “I’m not saying we shouldn’t respect and tolerate people that have different views on sexuality, but I don’t think as a society we should promote anything that outside of a bib… [careful pause] … monogamous, heterosexual marriage.”
Suck a cock for Christ, folks!
Someone's selling an Arctic icebreaker on eBay. You can buy it now for only $4 million! It sleeps 52, and comes with its own retractable helicopter storage hangar. It's perfect, apparently, for casino duty in ice-infested waters.
It even made the, or at least some, news.
"It might be...that Byron was one of those men who seemed to attach all their need for warmth and comfort and physical reassurance to sex...It's as though all the delight we all take in contact, in hugs and touches and being held, the delight children and parents take in each other that way, all goes into sex. I think that when it does, the person...might be a pretty generous and unhurtful lover, just a constant and continuous one. And maybe such a person might sometimes pick some oddly assorted partners, or allow himself...to be picked by some very odd or very wrong ones, or by any, or almost all."
--John Crowley, Lord Byron's Novel: The Evening Land
...(page 284)
Dawkins: Universe 'too queer' to grasp.
But 'just queer enough' to fellate.
Did you know that, back in March, Craigslist beamed thousands and thousands of classified ads into deep space? I sure hadn't. I wonder how I missed this?