How To Contact Luke:

  • The easiest way is to e-mail him at decoy@koschei.net.
  • He can be reached via AOL's soul-devouring Instant Messenger; his screen name is Ferutu.
  • He can also be reached via Microsoft's eldritch and unhallowed Messenger, under the address lgutzwiller@hotmail.com .
  • His phone number has seven digits, which are probably all natural numbers; given a choice, he would've made them quaternions.
  • Luke has a mailbox, too. It's somewhere in Seattle. It doesn't have his name on it.
  • Concentrate very, very hard and he might telepathically receive your thoughts.

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