2000 AD
28 December 2000: Porn Kills
A soldier or agent of some sort was making his way through the undergrowth, following a rather large and bulky... I and three others were building a rocket out of coloured wax and rocket fuels. We were following the pattern... Dolphins had a fetish for swans, and indeed for the entire crow family. Italian fishermen used this to their advantage... I was visiting Len and Kev in Canada again. We were in their bedroom, a big, bright, light-coloured wood chamber... 20 December 2000: An American Werewolf in America 18 December 2000: Judy Garland and Cancer Judy Garland and her mother (whom Judy kept in a little wooden box about four inches square) were suffering from... I was standing in the back yard in Counciltucky when two ruffians showed up and started acting thuggish. They were... I was walking home through the snow and slush, after a night out in a dark thingy...Lived in Daum, 24... I was in a crowded auditorium, standing near the stage in one of the aisles. My father was similarly positioned... I was trying to talk my mother into something...Yes! I had The Empire Strikes Back call her up, with a... I was an unstoppable gymnastics ninja warrior for a while, in a high, circular, dark brown room with a sort... All I saw in my dream was a sphere, a translucent, luminescent pearl grey sphere. I saw in the sphere... I was dressed up as Willy Wonka, ice-skating, spinning and leaping across a supermarket while singing 'There is no life... I was ushering in a great opera house, a vast place shaped like a quarter-sphere, with the semicircular stage running... A band of guerrillas declared war on Truman Capote, who fought them off with laser beams he emitted from his... I was in charge of a station in a distant star system, a small but burgeoning outpost. However, things I... My cashier at the grocery store was dragged underwater (the floor of the supermarket, which was outdoors, turned into water)... 12 October 2000: A Week in the Life of... An entire week of a completely normal life passed. No Woody Allen, no neoclassical architecture, just myself living out a... 08 October 2000: Cadaverphone Dessicated, grey and brittle corpses were being used as telephones. I had to smash one with my umbrella to prevent... 21 September 2000: Bath with Bowie A nude and soaped-up David Bowie seducing me in the bathtub, and an evil mastermind who loved to sink battleships... It was not lucid, but I think I was dreaming that it was, if that makes any sense whatsoever. Most... 30 July 2000: In London 15 July 2000: Fencing! I was fencing in a rather untidy house, piles of newspapers and other household debris everywhere, for total world domination... I dreamt about inhabiting an estate that was a former amusement park of sorts, but it's so difficult to pull... A ship at sea was attacked; a missile devestated most of its aft half. The ship survived and the attackers... This was a live-action version of the comic strip Goats. Jon and Phillip were in the supermarket. There were melons.... My evil relatives were holed up in a nuclear weapons storage facility, and a little black witch woman told me... Something naughty was going down, and for a change it wasn't me. I was in a huge, rambling Gothic palace,... 05 May 2000: Lucid Dreaming I've had vivid dreams before, but nothing that even approached this. It was lucid dreaming with every sense, it felt... 22 April 2000: The Chimp I ran into my physics professor in a supermarket, in the produce section. He was pushing a shopping cart along,... I kept being dragged via train from Iowa City to Chicago to attend these incrediby ritzy dinner parties at a... I was on the planet Skaro, which seemed to be a post-apocalyptic industrial wasteland, red and rusted, covered in bits... 01 April 2000: On Crack 01 April 2000: Putting the Boot In Evil Gay Chris had turned up, somehow, somewhere...We were at a party of sorts, I was playing with the host's... I was sailing to Canada from the Old World, in the 17th century. The ship, a stout three-masted vessel of... I was wandering through an idyllic, garden-like scene. I had arrived via air, with my family, but I ditched them... Many, many fragments. I was being drafted into a war, stuffed in a bus heading north along 28th Street in... I was being forced to go to baseball games by a relative who'd gotten me tickets and was threatening to... I was walking through a park, along a path through some woods, with of all people Richard. Some of the... 06 February 2000: Graham Crowden Graham Crowden was my grandfather, and was leading us (who were we? Who knows?) on an inspirational journey into an... Adam Free and I were secret agents, on a covert mission to penetrate the Old Capitol Mall, in the hands... |