2000 AD

28 December 2000: Porn Kills
A soldier or agent of some sort was making his way through the undergrowth, following a rather large and bulky...
28 December 2000: Rocket Man
I and three others were building a rocket out of coloured wax and rocket fuels. We were following the pattern...
28 December 2000: Dolphin-Swan Fetishism
Dolphins had a fetish for swans, and indeed for the entire crow family. Italian fishermen used this to their advantage...
27 December 2000: Spiders
I was visiting Len and Kev in Canada again. We were in their bedroom, a big, bright, light-coloured wood chamber...
24 December 2000: Beware the Negasphere!
I was in a three-man space capsule on the way to Saturn, when one of my crewmates whipped out a...
20 December 2000: An American Werewolf in America
I was part of a band of werewolves. I was trying to take over as pack leader. The whole pack...
18 December 2000: Judy Garland and Cancer
Judy Garland and her mother (whom Judy kept in a little wooden box about four inches square) were suffering from...
17 December 2000: Penis Power
I was standing in the back yard in Counciltucky when two ruffians showed up and started acting thuggish. They were...
16 December 2000: Terrorism Again
I was walking home through the snow and slush, after a night out in a dark thingy...Lived in Daum, 24...
13 December 2000: Fever Dream III: Fuck You
I was in a crowded auditorium, standing near the stage in one of the aisles. My father was similarly positioned...
13 December 2000: Fever Dream II: The Ends of the Earth
I was trying to talk my mother into something...Yes! I had The Empire Strikes Back call her up, with a...
13 December 2000: Fever Dream I: Unstoppable Ninja Warrior
I was an unstoppable gymnastics ninja warrior for a while, in a high, circular, dark brown room with a sort...
20 November 2000: Qaxurum
All I saw in my dream was a sphere, a translucent, luminescent pearl grey sphere. I saw in the sphere...
18 November 2000: Wonkatastic
I was dressed up as Willy Wonka, ice-skating, spinning and leaping across a supermarket while singing 'There is no life...
17 November 2000: A Night at the Opera
I was ushering in a great opera house, a vast place shaped like a quarter-sphere, with the semicircular stage running...
30 October 2000: The Truman Show
A band of guerrillas declared war on Truman Capote, who fought them off with laser beams he emitted from his...
29 October 2000: Tau Ceti
I was in charge of a station in a distant star system, a small but burgeoning outpost. However, things I...
24 October 2000: The Squid
My cashier at the grocery store was dragged underwater (the floor of the supermarket, which was outdoors, turned into water)...
15 October 2000: New York City
I was living in New York City, in an apartment on the second floor of a house in a nice...
12 October 2000: A Week in the Life of...
An entire week of a completely normal life passed. No Woody Allen, no neoclassical architecture, just myself living out a...
09 October 2000: The Word
A friend of mine had come to visit...I met him when he arrived, and took him back with me. I...
08 October 2000: Cadaverphone
Dessicated, grey and brittle corpses were being used as telephones. I had to smash one with my umbrella to prevent...
07 October 2000: Drunken Math and Fat Men
I was in my own past, but with a full knowledge of all that was to come. It was January...
21 September 2000: Bath with Bowie
A nude and soaped-up David Bowie seducing me in the bathtub, and an evil mastermind who loved to sink battleships...
23 August 2000: Flying
It was not lucid, but I think I was dreaming that it was, if that makes any sense whatsoever. Most...
20 August 2000: FCC = Big Brother
I was staying in a resort hotel of some sort with my parents. We had a suite of rooms up...
30 July 2000: In London
I come out of my door in Shafer Hall (the student dormitory I was staying at in London) to use...
15 July 2000: Fencing!
I was fencing in a rather untidy house, piles of newspapers and other household debris everywhere, for total world domination...
15 July 2000: Wombat Vendor
I dreamt about inhabiting an estate that was a former amusement park of sorts, but it's so difficult to pull...
12 July 2000: Losing Faith in the Presidency
A ship at sea was attacked; a missile devestated most of its aft half. The ship survived and the attackers...
11 July 2000: Goats
This was a live-action version of the comic strip Goats. Jon and Phillip were in the supermarket. There were melons....
08 June 2000: Paint
My evil relatives were holed up in a nuclear weapons storage facility, and a little black witch woman told me...
20 May 2000: A Tower, a Biplane, a Cow
Something naughty was going down, and for a change it wasn't me. I was in a huge, rambling Gothic palace,...
16 May 2000: Inflatable Church
I was on a train making out with Ben Stiller. There were no chairs in the car. A low soft...
05 May 2000: Lucid Dreaming
I've had vivid dreams before, but nothing that even approached this. It was lucid dreaming with every sense, it felt...
02 May 2000: Into the Woods
We, my Canadian friends Len and Kev and I, were all three of us out in a sparsely-wooded area,...
22 April 2000: The Chimp
I ran into my physics professor in a supermarket, in the produce section. He was pushing a shopping cart along,...
14 April 2000: Slatkin
I kept being dragged via train from Iowa City to Chicago to attend these incrediby ritzy dinner parties at a...
07 April 2000: Daleks
I was on the planet Skaro, which seemed to be a post-apocalyptic industrial wasteland, red and rusted, covered in bits...
07 April 2000: Liberty
I had a lot of dream fragments, so many that I had trouble remembering any of them. In one, I...
01 April 2000: On Crack
Somehow, I'd wound up at the estate of my old Theatre TA, David Adjmi. I don't know why I was...
01 April 2000: Putting the Boot In
Evil Gay Chris had turned up, somehow, somewhere...We were at a party of sorts, I was playing with the host's...
22 March 2000: Canada gets the Bomb
I was sailing to Canada from the Old World, in the 17th century. The ship, a stout three-masted vessel of...
21 March 2000: Greek Orthodox
I was wandering through an idyllic, garden-like scene. I had arrived via air, with my family, but I ditched them...
26 February 2000: Blinding Them With Science
Many, many fragments. I was being drafted into a war, stuffed in a bus heading north along 28th Street in...
25 February 2000: Baseball
I was being forced to go to baseball games by a relative who'd gotten me tickets and was threatening to...
25 February 2000: What the HELL?
I was walking through a park, along a path through some woods, with of all people Richard. Some of the...
13 February 2000: Crack Balloons
I was in the back seat of a car that Bryan was stuffing full of balloons as part of a...
06 February 2000: Graham Crowden
Graham Crowden was my grandfather, and was leading us (who were we? Who knows?) on an inspirational journey into an...
25 January 2000: Top Secret
Adam Free and I were secret agents, on a covert mission to penetrate the Old Capitol Mall, in the hands...
25 January 2000: Airline Departures Timetable
On a smallish, cramped airliner (narrow aisle, with two columns of chairs on either side of it) with a red...