2001 AD: The Future!

22 December 2001: Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
It began late one night, in Chicago I believe, or an imaginary city much like it, with Errthum and I,...
17 December 2001: Arlen and Pins
I was down in the Ped Mall, heading west along it from Linn Street, on a springish day, with crowds...
15 December 2001: Custardy Light
On a film set resembling the bridge behind the Iowa Memorial Union, looking northwest at it. Heavenly light pours in...
13 December 2001: Wile E. Coyote Eats Dick
Wile E. Coyote was chasing the Roadrunner yet again. They were on an urban street. The Roadrunner crept up behind...
12 December 2001: Lehmer to the Rescue!
A big disaster is impending. We must flee! Fortunately, Lehmer had a plan to save us. He leads us to...
10 December 2001: The Emperor Mel Brooks
Running towards the top of a high building, chased by someone resembling my sister who was trying to stop me....
03 December 2001: Harbour of Heads
I was in San Francisco with Graham of London, en route somewhere else...I'd never been there, and was being guided...
22 November 2001: Set (Sex?) Theory
Walking to a set theory class, 22M:104, from wherever my family was living in a new town. My route changed...
22 November 2001: And the moral of our story is...
Sitting in a classroom or hall in a high school, lined with long tables, working on something. Before me I...
27 October 2001: Super-Extra-Cosmo-Powers
I was flying home down a street in the late evening, in early fall I think, when it was still...
23 October 2001: Electric Sex
I duelled a man of about my height and build, a little fellow with a delightful body, beautifully contoured and...
19 September 2001: Theatre Prison
Jackson Doran and two others were convicted of murder and sentenced to imprisonment by the Theatre Department. Scary Italian Film...
18 September 2001: Terrorism Paranoia
Tom was with me, in a quasi-futuroid city, very Ming the Merciless. An air-bus is loading just then, boxy as...
06 September 2001: Nudity, Malls, Marine Biology, Hamster Weddings
I had gone to the Mall--a great big sterile glassy place, of course, with none of the snugness and comfort...
04 September 2001: Art
I was in a class for which I had to study several works of 'art', photocopies of which were given...
01 September 2001: Oxford
It was 1300 or so, and I had gone to Oxford, the one place I could acquire a higher education....
20 August 2001: Night of the Other Triffids
Carnivorous plants without mouths, mere stalks, spongy, green, and lined with narrow needle-leaves, and tipped with a single bud with...
12 August 2001: Edward Thumper
I was reading a book...I saw the text typed out neatly, black on the white pages, and my eyes seemed...
07 August 2001: China
Something about being in China, and riding trams, and also a little valley of some sort, in a little notch...
06 August 2001: Pot and Paraplegics
Errthum was hoping to buy some marijuana...Fortunately, I just happened to have some on hand, a knot of green Twizzlers...
05 August 2001: Mattresses and Horns
I was in a foreign country for just a few days with a few people who complained all of the...
10 July 2001: Cars
I had a car. A little red thing, two doors, very compact. I started off down in the bowels of...
05 July 2001: A Barbarian Warlord
I was the warlord-king of a barbarian horde, out to conquer a mighty empire like the Mongols of old. I...
04 July 2001: Sex Crayons
A meeting was taking place, a business meeting, very official, in a bright, sterile conference room with men and women...
04 July 2001: The Fish Song
Two men, the leaders of a community, were standing on a balcony, overlooking a mass of their citizens one night....
04 July 2001: Klein Bottle
There was a gourd, or something gourdlike, a very odd reddish colour, vaguely gourd-shaped but very convoluted, twisting, almost like...
30 June 2001: The Aftermath
Some strange extraterrestrial invaders or conquerors had just left the planet, and I and a small group of other survivors...
30 June 2001: David Bowie, Elf-Lord
There was a house, with Grace and Bonnie running 'round it, and outside there was a stage, some seven feet...
17 June 2001: Chasing Canadians
Kev, some stranger, and I had to chase Len after Dr Happy Pants had made a speech in the cafeteria...
11 June 2001: Jupiter
I could see Jupiter! Up in the night sky...Not at first, though. I found it by its moons, little sparks...
11 June 2001: Al Capone
There was something about spiders disguised as people in 1948, and the invention, in secret, of calculators for them, which...
07 June 2001: An Attack on the Dignity of the Monarchy
There was sandwich board displaying a newspaper headline: 'QUEEN ELIZABETH TO BE SALTED ALREADY' So the story ran, 'The Queen...
02 June 2001: Cricket Whore and Milkbot
I was in a black car, in the passenger's seat up front, helping transport the effects of a wealthy German...
15 May 2001: Mason&Dixon III
The famous Surveyors Charles Mason and Jeremiah Dixon were out on the Visto driving westwards, and had paused to spend...
08 May 2001: Mason&Dixon II
I was visiting London as a guest of the famous Surveyors Charles Mason and Jeremiah Dixon, only...I couldn't find them...
01 May 2001: Crab
I had discovered a marvellous bathroom, all tiled in while, which could, on the opening and closing of certain specific...
24 April 2001: California de San Francisco, S.J. (Mason&Dixon I)
I was a loyal British adventurer in the 18th Century, present for the signing of an historic peace treaty between...
16 April 2001: Evil Gay Lasers
I kept waking up at all hours, trying to carry out pointless little dream-tasks...I'd wake up, start doing something, then...
15 April 2001: The Golden Age of Ballooning
I flew again. A maiden was trying to romance a simple yeoman at a festival of balloon inflation. Yet he...
15 April 2001: Slavery = Tentacles
It was in the Carolinas, during the days of slavery. A bunch of white plantation owners and their millions of...
07 April 2001: Like _Equus_, only with Pastries
Like Equus, only with pastry...There was a tiny, tiny bakery up on a hill, in a part of town I'd...
26 March 2001: Besieg'd in Mer Majesty's Dominion of Canada
I was up in Canada, reading a book in a house of coffee, when I espied Len across the room....
17 March 2001: Mars
I could see Mars. It was a distinct red disk in the sky. I could even make out the haze...
22 February 2001: Random Acts of Senseless Violence
I realised I was dreaming and dreamt a gun into my hand and started pumping bullets into people I didn't...
06 February 2001: Three Billion Light-Years
Billy was an alien creature, devouring the crew of a human explorer ship, thousands of millennia and billions of light-years...
05 February 2001: The Evil Clergyman
The main character was a King, a nervous, fearful chap, with blond hair and a blond full beard, short and...
05 February 2001: A Fancy Poof
I was dressing up as an 18th Century gentleman, standing in front of a mirror. I had on a great...
05 January 2001: Shapeshifting
I was taken in and adopted by a large, poverty-stricken family of inventors some two centuries ago. They had been...
05 January 2001: House of Many Colours
Mr Graham Sleight and I were both dressed as proper late-Victorian gentlemen, out for a stroll through Iowa City in...
02 January 2001: Yet Another Terrorist
Video footage was found of a woman, now in her thirties, who'd been thought dead for ten years. She was...
02 January 2001: Ultimate Tea
I was out to dinner at a fancy restaurant in Omaha with a group of smart-looking men in well-tailored suits...