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22 December 2001: Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
It began late one night, in Chicago I believe, or an imaginary city much like it, with Errthum and I,... Running towards the top of a high building, chased by someone resembling my sister who was trying to stop me.... There was a house, with Grace and Bonnie running 'round it, and outside there was a stage, some seven feet... Judy Garland and her mother (whom Judy kept in a little wooden box about four inches square) were suffering from... A band of guerrillas declared war on Truman Capote, who fought them off with laser beams he emitted from his... A nude and soaped-up David Bowie seducing me in the bathtub, and an evil mastermind who loved to sink battleships... I kept being dragged via train from Iowa City to Chicago to attend these incrediby ritzy dinner parties at a... Graham Crowden was my grandfather, and was leading us (who were we? Who knows?) on an inspirational journey into an... I was showering with Mr S___, in a shower of incredible length and height, but normal depth. It stretched out... Paul Cornell, an English author, was visiting the country briefly, and somehow we wound up speaking on the phone, me... The Society was looking for a home. There were many of us, mostly men ranging from the fresh-faced and young... With a fleet of limousines, I had gone to the supermarket to prepare for a picnic. Huge boxes of picnicking... I lived in a cute little brick cottage at the end of a cul-de-sac in a very nice neighborhood, right... I was downtown, in Iowa City's Pedestrian Mall. It was much larger than it really is, and the buildings were... I was commissioned to complete a novel half-finished by Marc Platt, about a lone, deranged, half-converted Cyberman committing a series... The entire time I was asleep, Rick Moranis was telling Steve Martin his life story, full of scenes of railroad... This dream was particularly vivid, and was set at my high school. The building had grown somewhat, to ten stories.... This featured a drag Queen Elizabeth the First, quite clearly Graham Chapman in heavy makeup and whatnot. His/her false breasts... |