Drugs and Alcohol

22 December 2001: Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
It began late one night, in Chicago I believe, or an imaginary city much like it, with Errthum and I,...
12 August 2001: Edward Thumper
I was reading a book...I saw the text typed out neatly, black on the white pages, and my eyes seemed...
06 August 2001: Pot and Paraplegics
Errthum was hoping to buy some marijuana...Fortunately, I just happened to have some on hand, a knot of green Twizzlers...
02 January 2001: Ultimate Tea
I was out to dinner at a fancy restaurant in Omaha with a group of smart-looking men in well-tailored suits...
07 October 2000: Drunken Math and Fat Men
I was in my own past, but with a full knowledge of all that was to come. It was January...
30 July 2000: In London
I come out of my door in Shafer Hall (the student dormitory I was staying at in London) to use...
02 May 2000: Into the Woods
We, my Canadian friends Len and Kev and I, were all three of us out in a sparsely-wooded area,...
14 April 2000: Slatkin
I kept being dragged via train from Iowa City to Chicago to attend these incrediby ritzy dinner parties at a...
01 April 2000: On Crack
Somehow, I'd wound up at the estate of my old Theatre TA, David Adjmi. I don't know why I was...
01 April 2000: Putting the Boot In
Evil Gay Chris had turned up, somehow, somewhere...We were at a party of sorts, I was playing with the host's...
13 February 2000: Crack Balloons
I was in the back seat of a car that Bryan was stuffing full of balloons as part of a...
25 January 2000: Airline Departures Timetable
On a smallish, cramped airliner (narrow aisle, with two columns of chairs on either side of it) with a red...
19 December 1999: Wheat Germ?
I was working in a bar by the Ped Mall, a big, empty, dim, barnlike building with two or three...
12 December 1999: Bond. James Bond.
James Bond 007 was on vacation with my parents in Cuba, in a supermarket. Bond tried to pretend that he...
27 August 1999: Aqua Velvet
This involved the fair Billy, an English major of my acquaintance, whom I was with in a room panelled in...
06 June 1999: Apes on Crack
In an old black-and-white film, misshapen apes gazed up in wonder as superimposed nuclear missiles obliterated human civilisation. The dream...