Friends and Acquaintances

22 December 2001: Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
It began late one night, in Chicago I believe, or an imaginary city much like it, with Errthum and I,...
17 December 2001: Arlen and Pins
I was down in the Ped Mall, heading west along it from Linn Street, on a springish day, with crowds...
15 December 2001: Custardy Light
On a film set resembling the bridge behind the Iowa Memorial Union, looking northwest at it. Heavenly light pours in...
12 December 2001: Lehmer to the Rescue!
A big disaster is impending. We must flee! Fortunately, Lehmer had a plan to save us. He leads us to...
03 December 2001: Harbour of Heads
I was in San Francisco with Graham of London, en route somewhere else...I'd never been there, and was being guided...
22 November 2001: And the moral of our story is...
Sitting in a classroom or hall in a high school, lined with long tables, working on something. Before me I...
19 September 2001: Theatre Prison
Jackson Doran and two others were convicted of murder and sentenced to imprisonment by the Theatre Department. Scary Italian Film...
18 September 2001: Terrorism Paranoia
Tom was with me, in a quasi-futuroid city, very Ming the Merciless. An air-bus is loading just then, boxy as...
06 August 2001: Pot and Paraplegics
Errthum was hoping to buy some marijuana...Fortunately, I just happened to have some on hand, a knot of green Twizzlers...
05 July 2001: A Barbarian Warlord
I was the warlord-king of a barbarian horde, out to conquer a mighty empire like the Mongols of old. I...
30 June 2001: David Bowie, Elf-Lord
There was a house, with Grace and Bonnie running 'round it, and outside there was a stage, some seven feet...
17 June 2001: Chasing Canadians
Kev, some stranger, and I had to chase Len after Dr Happy Pants had made a speech in the cafeteria...
15 May 2001: Mason&Dixon III
The famous Surveyors Charles Mason and Jeremiah Dixon were out on the Visto driving westwards, and had paused to spend...
01 May 2001: Crab
I had discovered a marvellous bathroom, all tiled in while, which could, on the opening and closing of certain specific...
26 March 2001: Besieg'd in Mer Majesty's Dominion of Canada
I was up in Canada, reading a book in a house of coffee, when I espied Len across the room....
06 February 2001: Three Billion Light-Years
Billy was an alien creature, devouring the crew of a human explorer ship, thousands of millennia and billions of light-years...
05 January 2001: Shapeshifting
I was taken in and adopted by a large, poverty-stricken family of inventors some two centuries ago. They had been...
05 January 2001: House of Many Colours
Mr Graham Sleight and I were both dressed as proper late-Victorian gentlemen, out for a stroll through Iowa City in...
02 January 2001: Ultimate Tea
I was out to dinner at a fancy restaurant in Omaha with a group of smart-looking men in well-tailored suits...
27 December 2000: Spiders
I was visiting Len and Kev in Canada again. We were in their bedroom, a big, bright, light-coloured wood chamber...
29 October 2000: Tau Ceti
I was in charge of a station in a distant star system, a small but burgeoning outpost. However, things I...
12 October 2000: A Week in the Life of...
An entire week of a completely normal life passed. No Woody Allen, no neoclassical architecture, just myself living out a...
07 October 2000: Drunken Math and Fat Men
I was in my own past, but with a full knowledge of all that was to come. It was January...
30 July 2000: In London
I come out of my door in Shafer Hall (the student dormitory I was staying at in London) to use...
08 June 2000: Paint
My evil relatives were holed up in a nuclear weapons storage facility, and a little black witch woman told me...
05 May 2000: Lucid Dreaming
I've had vivid dreams before, but nothing that even approached this. It was lucid dreaming with every sense, it felt...
02 May 2000: Into the Woods
We, my Canadian friends Len and Kev and I, were all three of us out in a sparsely-wooded area,...
14 April 2000: Slatkin
I kept being dragged via train from Iowa City to Chicago to attend these incrediby ritzy dinner parties at a...
25 February 2000: What the HELL?
I was walking through a park, along a path through some woods, with of all people Richard. Some of the...
13 February 2000: Crack Balloons
I was in the back seat of a car that Bryan was stuffing full of balloons as part of a...
25 January 2000: Top Secret
Adam Free and I were secret agents, on a covert mission to penetrate the Old Capitol Mall, in the hands...
26 December 1999: Dream in Four Movements
This dream appeared to consist of four distinct parts, all run together... I. Eric Errthum, a physics and math double-major...
25 December 1999: The Gigantic Erection
I was showering with Mr S___, in a shower of incredible length and height, but normal depth. It stretched out...
25 November 1999: Bodyswap III
'Twas another body-swapping dream. I seem prone to those. This time, I'd possessed the body of my acquaintance English Major...
28 September 1999: Why I Got an A in Theatre
My Theatre&Society TA from Fall '98 was pursuing me with romantic intent. Rather than a Brooklyn Jew with wild hair,...
27 August 1999: Aqua Velvet
This involved the fair Billy, an English major of my acquaintance, whom I was with in a room panelled in...
31 July 1999: Live and Let Die
The Society was looking for a home. There were many of us, mostly men ranging from the fresh-faced and young...
31 May 1999: Bodyswap II
I was swapping bodies with people, apparently at random. My mind took their body, and I think theirs must've taken...
08 August 1998: Bodyswap
My Internet chum Stephen had finally persuaded me to try out a process he'd been raving about, to swap two...
03 November 1997: The Poast Man
This took place at Iowa State University, where I had my very own suite of dimly-lit rooms lavishly decorated with...