Greatest Hits
22 December 2001: Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
It began late one night, in Chicago I believe, or an imaginary city much like it, with Errthum and I,... I duelled a man of about my height and build, a little fellow with a delightful body, beautifully contoured and... I was the warlord-king of a barbarian horde, out to conquer a mighty empire like the Mongols of old. I... The famous Surveyors Charles Mason and Jeremiah Dixon were out on the Visto driving westwards, and had paused to spend... Billy was an alien creature, devouring the crew of a human explorer ship, thousands of millennia and billions of light-years... The main character was a King, a nervous, fearful chap, with blond hair and a blond full beard, short and... Mr Graham Sleight and I were both dressed as proper late-Victorian gentlemen, out for a stroll through Iowa City in... Judy Garland and her mother (whom Judy kept in a little wooden box about four inches square) were suffering from... I was dressed up as Willy Wonka, ice-skating, spinning and leaping across a supermarket while singing 'There is no life... I was fencing in a rather untidy house, piles of newspapers and other household debris everywhere, for total world domination... I've had vivid dreams before, but nothing that even approached this. It was lucid dreaming with every sense, it felt... I kept being dragged via train from Iowa City to Chicago to attend these incrediby ritzy dinner parties at a... I was walking through a park, along a path through some woods, with of all people Richard. Some of the... I was in Council Bluffs, in our house there with my family, Daddy dearest included. We were being stalked, by... While at a carnival, I ventured into a vast, dark, sultry pavilion floored with straw. Booths of all sorts were... I was walking through the Pentacrest on a sunny spring day, a gentle rain shower (despite the total lack of... I was downtown, in Iowa City's Pedestrian Mall. It was much larger than it really is, and the buildings were... In my fever-wracked delirium I had a dream so real, I could not distinguish it from waking. All my senses... This dream was particularly vivid, and was set at my high school. The building had grown somewhat, to ten stories.... My Internet chum Stephen had finally persuaded me to try out a process he'd been raving about, to swap two... |