Greatest Hits

22 December 2001: Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
It began late one night, in Chicago I believe, or an imaginary city much like it, with Errthum and I,...
23 October 2001: Electric Sex
I duelled a man of about my height and build, a little fellow with a delightful body, beautifully contoured and...
05 July 2001: A Barbarian Warlord
I was the warlord-king of a barbarian horde, out to conquer a mighty empire like the Mongols of old. I...
15 May 2001: Mason&Dixon III
The famous Surveyors Charles Mason and Jeremiah Dixon were out on the Visto driving westwards, and had paused to spend...
06 February 2001: Three Billion Light-Years
Billy was an alien creature, devouring the crew of a human explorer ship, thousands of millennia and billions of light-years...
05 February 2001: The Evil Clergyman
The main character was a King, a nervous, fearful chap, with blond hair and a blond full beard, short and...
05 January 2001: House of Many Colours
Mr Graham Sleight and I were both dressed as proper late-Victorian gentlemen, out for a stroll through Iowa City in...
18 December 2000: Judy Garland and Cancer
Judy Garland and her mother (whom Judy kept in a little wooden box about four inches square) were suffering from...
18 November 2000: Wonkatastic
I was dressed up as Willy Wonka, ice-skating, spinning and leaping across a supermarket while singing 'There is no life...
15 July 2000: Fencing!
I was fencing in a rather untidy house, piles of newspapers and other household debris everywhere, for total world domination...
05 May 2000: Lucid Dreaming
I've had vivid dreams before, but nothing that even approached this. It was lucid dreaming with every sense, it felt...
14 April 2000: Slatkin
I kept being dragged via train from Iowa City to Chicago to attend these incrediby ritzy dinner parties at a...
25 February 2000: What the HELL?
I was walking through a park, along a path through some woods, with of all people Richard. Some of the...
19 October 1999: Evil Dwarf
I was in Council Bluffs, in our house there with my family, Daddy dearest included. We were being stalked, by...
17 October 1999: George W. Bush Jr. is an Inhuman Monster
While at a carnival, I ventured into a vast, dark, sultry pavilion floored with straw. Booths of all sorts were...
28 September 1999: Bobby Briggs
I was walking through the Pentacrest on a sunny spring day, a gentle rain shower (despite the total lack of...
23 May 1999: Woody
I was downtown, in Iowa City's Pedestrian Mall. It was much larger than it really is, and the buildings were...
30 April 1999: Celtic Scene
In my fever-wracked delirium I had a dream so real, I could not distinguish it from waking. All my senses...
15 October 1998: The Annihilation of Humanity
This dream was particularly vivid, and was set at my high school. The building had grown somewhat, to ten stories....
08 August 1998: Bodyswap
My Internet chum Stephen had finally persuaded me to try out a process he'd been raving about, to swap two...
07 August 1998: Drag Queen Elizabeth
This featured a drag Queen Elizabeth the First, quite clearly Graham Chapman in heavy makeup and whatnot. His/her false breasts...