Violence

22 December 2001: Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
It began late one night, in Chicago I believe, or an imaginary city much like it, with Errthum and I,...
10 December 2001: The Emperor Mel Brooks
Running towards the top of a high building, chased by someone resembling my sister who was trying to stop me....
20 August 2001: Night of the Other Triffids
Carnivorous plants without mouths, mere stalks, spongy, green, and lined with narrow needle-leaves, and tipped with a single bud with...
05 July 2001: A Barbarian Warlord
I was the warlord-king of a barbarian horde, out to conquer a mighty empire like the Mongols of old. I...
11 June 2001: Al Capone
There was something about spiders disguised as people in 1948, and the invention, in secret, of calculators for them, which...
15 April 2001: Slavery = Tentacles
It was in the Carolinas, during the days of slavery. A bunch of white plantation owners and their millions of...
22 February 2001: Random Acts of Senseless Violence
I realised I was dreaming and dreamt a gun into my hand and started pumping bullets into people I didn't...
17 December 2000: Penis Power
I was standing in the back yard in Counciltucky when two ruffians showed up and started acting thuggish. They were...
16 December 2000: Terrorism Again
I was walking home through the snow and slush, after a night out in a dark thingy...Lived in Daum, 24...
13 December 2000: Fever Dream I: Unstoppable Ninja Warrior
I was an unstoppable gymnastics ninja warrior for a while, in a high, circular, dark brown room with a sort...
30 October 2000: The Truman Show
A band of guerrillas declared war on Truman Capote, who fought them off with laser beams he emitted from his...
08 October 2000: Cadaverphone
Dessicated, grey and brittle corpses were being used as telephones. I had to smash one with my umbrella to prevent...
15 July 2000: Fencing!
I was fencing in a rather untidy house, piles of newspapers and other household debris everywhere, for total world domination...
12 July 2000: Losing Faith in the Presidency
A ship at sea was attacked; a missile devestated most of its aft half. The ship survived and the attackers...
01 April 2000: Putting the Boot In
Evil Gay Chris had turned up, somehow, somewhere...We were at a party of sorts, I was playing with the host's...
27 December 1999: Brain Sculpture
A man with a rather large knife had removed the top of my skull, and wanted to carve my brain...
19 December 1999: Wheat Germ?
I was working in a bar by the Ped Mall, a big, empty, dim, barnlike building with two or three...
29 November 1999: Rape Paper
Paul Cornell, an English author, was visiting the country briefly, and somehow we wound up speaking on the phone, me...
19 October 1999: Evil Dwarf
I was in Council Bluffs, in our house there with my family, Daddy dearest included. We were being stalked, by...
17 October 1999: George W. Bush Jr. is an Inhuman Monster
While at a carnival, I ventured into a vast, dark, sultry pavilion floored with straw. Booths of all sorts were...
16 May 1999: Rasputin
This dream concerned the killing of Rasputin. To conceal the assassination from any onlookers, the murderers (did you know two...
26 September 1998: Jet-Powered Whales
Representatives from the North and South, me included, were having a conference. Tensions were high, and the Southern states were...