1. There is stuff here. Some of it may be rewritten or cease to exist without notice. Removing this tag will void your warranty and may be used against you in a court of law.
2. The Archives of Zork are a repository of Luke's writings, such as they are. The writings themselves are hidden in among the mock-Zork text as links. You can't miss them.
3. Not-H.P.Lovecraft: A Life, which is not written by S.T.Joshi, is the full and truthful account (apart from all the things which were left out, blurred, or falsified entirely in the interests of drama and mental hygeine) of the life of Luke, a man who is, we can say with almost completely surety, not H.P.Lovecraft.
4. The Dream Log is a log. Of dreams. Most of the actual content is right in there. Pick out your favourite dream from our catalogue: someday, perhaps you will have it too!
5. If you've come across any other websites bearing Luke's name, ignore them. This is the real thing, the real McCoy if you will, although not Sylvester, or if it is he's in a damned good disguise. Of the others, the Avalon.net site is coming down, he's lost the passwords to anything on Geocities (rumour has it one page still exists dating back to 1996; if you find it, kill it; it wants to die), and it's entirely possible that he picked up another one somewhere along the line and can't for the life of him remember it.
6. Sign the damned Guestbook already.
7. No, you won't go blind.
8. Of course he'll still respect you in the morning.

We hope these hints help to make your visit as entertaining and worthwhile as possible. If they don't, then you're a bad person. Thank you.